So check this. This is baxter he may look like a sweet kitty cat but he is in disquise! He is actually the world's biggest player hater! Peep game God!
So i snore... i know this, my girl know's this... it's common knowledge. This goddamn cat is a mother fucking hater! So she makes me sleep on this make shift couch so she can sleep and every time i do so this asshole pee's on it! you feel me some shit had to be done!!! It's not like i can just go and kill her cat! I had to take drastic measures god! Peep Game!
I had enough of this player hateing cat! What could i do a mere mortal man vs a player hateing kitty? I was not yet equipted for the task. But i will be!
My first choice was to consult a dear friend. Oh what should i do Oh WISE ragesdale? He offered little to no adive. Believie dat homie!!! All though ragesdale was a wise man most of his life entailed hanging out in front of the feed store with my cousin toothy debating the variouse quality of salt licks. That or something about the middle east. Any who!!!!!
The last image in my mind before i did the only thing a man can do. My sweet melissa! Please forgive my absense! Im not yet strong enough to do what i must! I must find away to combat plater hateing of this magnitue! Perhaps the mysterious east will provide the key?
Seven long years! Seven years of begging at the feet of those who had the knowledge and strenght to give me what i needed! Seven long years of training in the lotus style! sEVEN LONG YEARS! He will pay oh how he will pay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
